Henry V Act III Scene IV, translated by Google Translate

HENRY V ACT III SCENE IV. The FRENCH KING's palace.

Enter KATHARINE and ALICE

KATHARINE

Alice, you've been in England, you speak the language well.

ALICE

A little, ma'am.

KATHARINE

I pray, teach me, I must learn to 
speak. What do you call the hand in the English?

ALICE

Hand? it is called handball.

KATHARINE

Handball. And fingers?

ALICE

Fingers? my faith, I forget the fingers; but I 
remember. Fingers? I think they are 
called by fingres; so, fingres.

KATHARINE

Hand in hand; fingers of fingres. I think 
I am the good schoolboy; I won two words 
of the English vitement. What do you call the nails?

ALICE

Nails? we call them nails.

KATHARINE

Of nails. Listen; tell me if I speak well: from 
hand of fingres and nails.

ALICE

Well said, Madame; it is very good Englishman.

KATHARINE

Tell me the Englishman on the arm.

ALICE

Of arm, madame.

KATHARINE

And elbow?

ALICE

From elbow.

KATHARINE

From elbow. I worry repetition of all the 
words you taught me a present.

ALICE

It is too difficult, madame, as I think.

KATHARINE

Excuse me, Alice; Listen: handball from fingres, 
of nails, arma of Bilbow.

ALICE

From elbow, ma'am.

KATHARINE

O Lord God, I forgot! of elbow. How 
do you call the cervix?

ALICE

From neck, ma'am.

KATHARINE

Nick. And chin?

ALICE

Chin.

KATHARINE

Sin. The neck, nick; chin, sin.

ALICE

Yes. Unless your honor, in truth, you pronounce 
the words as straight as the natives of England.

KATHARINE

I have no doubt learned, by the grace of God, 
and in a short time.

ALICE

Have not you ever forget what I teach you?

KATHARINE

No, I recite to you promptly: handball from 
fingres of mails--

ALICE

Of nails, ma'am.

KATHARINE

Of nails of arm of ilbow.

ALICE

Unless your honor, elbow.

KATHARINE

So I say; of elbow, nick, and sin. How 
do you call the foot and the dress?

ALICE

Football, madame; and coun.

KATHARINE

Football and coun! O Lord God! these are the words 
of the evil, corruptible, fat, and shameless, and 
not for the bridesmaids to use: I would 
say those words before the lords of France 
for everyone. Foh! ! football and coun 
Nevertheless, I recite my lesson again 
together: handball from fingres of nails, to arm from 
elbow, nick, sin, soccer, of coun.

ALICE

Excellent, madame!

KATHARINE

It is enough for once: are we to dinner.
Exeunt